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tannerface
04-12-2011, 12:15 PM
So I wanted to start a thread where we post funny things that the IRC has welcomed you with such as:

Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?

pls continue with your own.

tannerface
04-20-2011, 07:06 AM
ASCII and ye shall receive.

Judas225
04-20-2011, 02:54 PM
Don't think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as having a wide target selection.

Zardis
04-20-2011, 02:57 PM
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

lol

tannerface
04-20-2011, 03:56 PM
Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]

Judas225
04-20-2011, 08:37 PM
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue

tannerface
04-21-2011, 08:04 PM
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue

I think I seen another one like this that said press F13 to continue. Funny thing is I almost tried to do that.

Zardis
04-22-2011, 08:39 AM
MacDonalds claims Macintosh stole their next idea of the iMac

NJBrock22
04-22-2011, 12:47 PM
IBM Install BIGGER Memory

N.J.

Zardis
04-23-2011, 09:12 AM
Making fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair

lol

Judas225
04-24-2011, 02:27 AM
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Zardis
04-24-2011, 02:34 PM
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

LOL

Zardis
04-28-2011, 04:58 PM
hURL /n./: a link to a web site that makes you want to puke

Judas225
05-01-2011, 04:56 AM
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem

TripsEX
05-08-2011, 03:01 PM
*** TripsEX joined #UFS

tannerface
05-12-2011, 04:24 AM
*** TripsEX joined #UFS

Lol I see what you did there.

FenMiHuo
05-24-2011, 01:32 PM
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. "

That was the only one I've found funny enough to post haha

tannerface
05-30-2011, 04:48 AM
Well if you want chuck norris jokes:

People carry guns for protection. Guns carry chuck norris for protection.

tannerface
06-02-2011, 06:02 AM
Cannot delete tmp150---3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again

tannerface
06-02-2011, 03:47 PM
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Zardis
06-02-2011, 03:57 PM
xDDD nice

Dillon
06-03-2011, 02:30 AM
Programmer /n./ A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects

NJBrock22
06-15-2011, 11:17 AM
"CLINTON LEGACY??...even Pharaoh had only ten plagues..." *rim shot*

N.J.

Birch
06-15-2011, 06:02 PM
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it

Resting Moth
06-15-2011, 06:18 PM
Did you know that most male have one teste that's bigger than the other? However, in Chuck Norris' case, each teste is bigger than the other.

tannerface
06-16-2011, 07:02 AM
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it

I think this is one of my favorites.

Dillon
06-19-2011, 02:32 AM
unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep

tannerface
06-21-2011, 10:44 AM
unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep

You know the finger command is funny. It is used to look up information on a user. So an actual command in a command line would look like:

finger roxanne@yourbedroom.org

Don't click the link it is not a real email.

Dillon
07-29-2011, 02:40 PM
"Microsoft Works." . Oxymoron